He doublechecked his father’s playbook. Hooray! His second miracle. Using the holy water really boosted the passion and spice of this barrel’s bouquet
Being savior isn’t so bad. His first rodeo was riddled with prostitutes, lepers, zealots, and hypocrites. Outside the Caddyshack’s window, a busybody blasphemed about Joseph divorcing Mary upon learning His conception was immaculate. He’d rather live among dinosaurs than gossips.
Nonetheless, Jesus hung the cross outside the clubhouse’s window. He placed the hot dogs in one of the steamer’s compartments beside their buns and readied the deep fryer for the twinkies. Quickly, one golf cart pulled up behind the next, driven by the pompous sons and daughters of bitches cheating on their plastic wives and adulterating their boy toys, all pursuing absolution at the end of His drive-thru.
He prayed, paused and filled his mug with more wine. Christ knew it would be a long afternoon.
Note: Oh what fun! I read a story about water and twinkies and shared it with Marc from Sorryless today. We extracted the following words from our conversation: Jesus, holy water, drive-thru, twinkies, wine, dinosaurs, passion, busybody, clubhouse, cross, and absolution. And no, you can’t have a transcript. We capped this at 150. Dale, from A Dalectable Life and Frank from A Frank Angle, were also invited. So we’ll see what this quartet produces.